The philosopher has never killed any priests, whereas the priest has killed a great many philosophers. (Quote by - Denis Diderot)

It is obvious that when I shot him I intended to kill him. (Quote by - Ruth Ellis)

My Hopes are so High that your Kiss might Kill me So wont you Kill me So I die Happy. (Quote by - Dashboard Confessional)

Killing yourself is a major commitment, it takes a kind of courage. Most people just lead lives of cowardly desperation. It's kinda half suicide where you just dull yourself with substances. (Quote by - Robert Crumb)

I don't partake in assembly-line convenience. I don't say that killing things is bad while I hire people to kill things for me. (Quote by - Ted Nugent)

If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you. (Quote by - Billy Wilder)