PrSanford Kanjus

you know you play too much EVE when....
...You walk into a Walmart and think to yourself, "Damn! I hate jita!"
...You're driving in the ghetto and you think to yourself, "I need to get out of low-sec."
...You run away from a car accident because you're afraid the other driver is going to Pod you.
...You get turned on by the phrase, "Skill training completed."
...While having sex, you stare into your partner's eyes as you say "Docking permission requested."
..if you think you're a rorqual when you chew on cereal"
....you enter the freeway and say "warp drive active"
....when you send in a scout to see if the bar is camped
...you see mining as your dayjob... someone dies in a movie and you say "I hope he has his clone up to date"
..You "fit a passive rain hardener" instead of taking that umbrella with you.
...You look for your coffee BPO after you get up in the morning
...You start buying multicoloured condoms in order to vary damage type
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