Lost Monkey Zerg

Once upon a time there was a lost strain of zerg DNA. One day, the poor lonely strain found a pod with some sort of primate in it. The strain thought to itself 'at last! if I infect this monkey, I will be able to find my way back to Char!'. But when the Monkey Zerg started looking, it found that it was a long long way away from Char, in a whole other universe. Free from Terran. Free from Protoss. Even free of Zerg. Almost. So the Lost Monkey Zerg decided to set out on an epic quest, to try and find the means to get back home.