Tecaliber Naskingar

Ascendance [ASCEE]

Goonswarm Federation [CONDI]

Genius - Astronaut - Baby Shark Song Abuser Minmatar Sebiestor

Last Active11h ago

BirthdayJan 18, 2012 (14 years old)

Next BirthdayJan 18, 2027 (78 days)

EVE-KILL Rating1,472#85,502 of 1,395,209

Combat

Kills1,134

Losses82

Efficiency93%

Danger Ratio96%

ISK

Destroyed6.24t

Lost12.63b

ISK Efficiency100%

Balance+6.23t

Solo

Solo Kills11

Solo Ratio1%

Final Blows64

Combat Points1,053

Other

NPC Losses3

NPC Loss Ratio4%

Avg Kills/Day0.21

ActivityMedium

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Bio

And how can this be...because he is the Kwisatz Haderach!!!
I like you but if zombies are chasing us im tripping you!!!!
Im not saying you are stupid, i'm just saying you have bad luck when it comes to thinking!!!
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how i feel!!!
You can't fix stupid, even with duct tape!!!
Guns don't kill people, its mostly the bullets!!!
Why kill them with kindness when you can use an autocannon!!!
Don't hit kids!!!! No seriously, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW!!!!
I can explain it to you but i cant understand it for you!!!
I'd be unstoppable if not for law enforcement and physics!!!
I hear voices and they don't like you
Sniff...sniff...I had friends on that death star!!!
JESUS IS COMING!!!!...Look busy...
I'm not a Gynecologist,.....but i will take a look!!!
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn???
I didn't ask you to dance.....I said you look fat in those pants!!!!!
Sarcasm is just one more free service i offer!!!!