Corso Depran

And lo, 060606 did look upon the bag of dicks, and he saw that it was good.
G4SK4AP did proclaim that it was time, as the prophecies of Kulerrta had foretold, and with the massive hands of Starzi Woman the bag was opened.

The people did come forth, declaring "fuck you buddy", and upon the dicks did they feast, until the signature despawned.

For when the dicks had been emptied from the bag, thus did all lament, for there were no more to be had. And so the people did jew, with Paladin and Moros, and much losing of Naglfar Naglfars and the squire was sent forth to jita to retrieve the Exotic Dancer, Male, and the corpse of Fantastic Cheekbones, and thusly was the bag refilled.

The prayers of Bi0mechanic did sound out, as ships were sacrificed on the altar of the TCU, for all came forth to the formup and did receive full boosts, saying goodnight to G4 as the static was rolled, and good afternoob as the new wormhole was opened.
- Extract from the Great History from J135540