Rules to live by in Eve:
1. If it moves, shoot it.
2. If it doesn't move, poke it with your turret & then shoot it.
3. When in doubt -- Shoot It.!!
4. Overkill works.
5. Just because it breathes doesn't mean it should.
6. If all is going well its a ambush.
7. If it's not moving shoot it anyway, it might move later
8. If it starts moving, Jam it, shoot it and call for back-up.

A wise man once said that flying Minmatar is like riding an office chair down a flight of stairs firing an uzi.

He's quite correct. Except that he forgot to entail that said chair must be covered in rust, preferably have a sail or two, and most importantly; one uzi is nowhere near sufficient. Gonna need 5 or 6. Just stick 'em somewhere.
Strap 'em on with belts of ammunition, if they fall off, eff it. They were out of ammo anyhow.