Betty Aldara

Warning Sign


Strip miner safety instructions: do not engage mining machinery without wearing appropriate ear protection.

When performing planetary interaction operations, avoid any planet you find a marker on… as resulting removal of said marker will result in an ensuing necromorph infestation, which is not only hazardous to your safety and well being but that of those around you, but CONCORD will more then likely not aid you should your ship become infested and will most likely blow your ship out of the preverbal water, so please, don’t be foolish, leave the pretty marker where it was.

Thank you.

Betty in a Barge

"sometimes your knight in shining armor, is just a retard in tin foil."

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannh\xe4user Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."

"The Fallen shall forever be remembered as the Emperor's Finest"