Everybody shouts on I Love Lucy
Pee-Wee reads the evening news
a pre owned song or a second hand uzi
Everybody got a job to lose
Here come the golden oldies
here come the Hizbollah
businessmen from South Miami
humming AR

I like Cal and his dog Napalm
I like Ike and his itty-bitty A-Bomb
Everybody got one, I want mine
you can order it up on channel nine.

There was a time but it's long gone
Janie got a crush on the Viet Cong
burning through downtown Saigon
Me, I'm sold - down the Mekong

Guns and cars and accidents
The threatened witness my defence
you can sell one another for fifteen cents
well bye-bye mother, it's common sense
meanwhile, in the Sheraton
Doctor Jeep plays on and on and on

-Andrew Eldritch