Dimarato Rovano

“Programmers are in a race with the Universe to create bigger and better idiot-proof programs, while the Universe is trying to create bigger and better idiots. So far the Universe is winning.”
(Rich Cook)

“There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.”
(Alan J. Perlis)

“To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.”
(Paul Ehrlich)

“The first 90% of the code accounts for the first 10% of the development time. The remaining 10% of the code accounts for the other 90% of the development time.”
(Tom Cargill)

"Theory is when you know something, but it doesn't work. Practice is when something works, but you don't know why. Programmers combine theory and practice: Nothing works and they don't know why."