Doctor Gyarados

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
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Tengu Grib > there has been plenty of asteroids and comets nearly crash into earth, but chuck norris round-house kicks them away
Doctor Gyarados > Oh. That's actually depressing. I thought we had a meteor repelling laser.
Tengu Grib > well thats the cover story, the lazor does no damage, its just light, if u squint when it fires, u can just see chuck norris flying towards the meteor
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They say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. And, well... Beholders? Beholders are nasty eyeball demons.
-a source who wishes to remain anonymous