BirthdayJan 1, 1970 (56 years old)
Next BirthdayJan 1, 2027 (73 days)
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Losses3
Efficiency0%
Danger Ratio100%
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Destroyed0
Lost932.96m
ISK Efficiency0%
Balance-932962198
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Solo Ratio0%
Final Blows0
Combat Points0
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Once upon a time there was a hairy beastman with a single Eyebrow
This Beastman's visage was so terrifying that people had nightmares after seeing him
After many years of travelling & being shunned where ever he went
& many lost opportunites for love & companionship as even his wife didn't want to be around him
He chose to do something about his monstrous Monobrow
He tried waxing, & it grew back
He tried plucking, & it grew back
He tried shaving, & it grew back
He had almost got to the stage of no hope & was despairing about ever being able to
do something about his monstrous Eyebrow & gaining the opportunity for love..
Then one day in passing a whizzened old hag suggested to him a magical product,
One that she had herself used to get rid of the hairs growing out of her warts & moles that covered her face...
This Magical Product was called VEET....
So the hairy Beastman decided to give this wondrous magical product a try,
He figured, that even if it failed too.. he had lost nothing in the attempt...
BOY WAS HE WRONG...
For some crazy reason, rather than tackling his Monstrous Monobrow, he chose to VEET his danglies...
On the eve of his wifes birthday no less!!
The rest is, as they say history & has been used as a cautionary tale to many a hairy Manbeast!!!
This Beastman's visage was so terrifying that people had nightmares after seeing him
After many years of travelling & being shunned where ever he went
& many lost opportunites for love & companionship as even his wife didn't want to be around him
He chose to do something about his monstrous Monobrow
He tried waxing, & it grew back
He tried plucking, & it grew back
He tried shaving, & it grew back
He had almost got to the stage of no hope & was despairing about ever being able to
do something about his monstrous Eyebrow & gaining the opportunity for love..
Then one day in passing a whizzened old hag suggested to him a magical product,
One that she had herself used to get rid of the hairs growing out of her warts & moles that covered her face...
This Magical Product was called VEET....
So the hairy Beastman decided to give this wondrous magical product a try,
He figured, that even if it failed too.. he had lost nothing in the attempt...
BOY WAS HE WRONG...
For some crazy reason, rather than tackling his Monstrous Monobrow, he chose to VEET his danglies...
On the eve of his wifes birthday no less!!
The rest is, as they say history & has been used as a cautionary tale to many a hairy Manbeast!!!
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