Alaryn Lyonset

'Flying a Gallente ship is like sitting on the sofa while screaming at your kids attacking the mailman'
'Flying a mimatar ship is like riding your sofa down the stairs firing an uzi and wildly screaming'
'flying an amarr ship is like having a massive bazooka that you can't hit anything with because the idiot used EWAR in the form of peper spray and you just don't have any =('
'Flying a Caldari ship is like watching paint dry'

The shields are down!
Ammar: so?
Gallente: This is new how?
Minmatar: No matter, its like using a handgun on a sheet of paper
Caldari: oh shit

Choose your difficulty:
Minmathard
Ammedium
Gallenteasy
Caldarilolnotworthbotheringomgsoeasywhatashitgame