Khai Tollenral

Dear Gankster: PLEAST READ FIRST!

I am a noob, and I suck at this game (among other things).

Before you blow me up, please consider blackmailing me. I will pay. Sucking is gettng expensive. If you are in it for the loot, I will give you the ship, and all mods and cargo. Nothing destroyed: win-win!

If you are in it for the killmails, points with your pirate corp, etc., I will happily pay you to not pod me.

If you just like tears, I will happily cry in local chat - I will say what a a big, mean, badass you are, and use any buzzwords you like, to copy and paste to your forums. Willing to be the carebear you love to hate, publicly. Pretty good with QQ, if that trips your trigger.

Littering space with my ship wreckage since August 2011.