TIMU Tomodachi

Yo momma so poor that she waves a popsicle ard and pretends it's air conditioning

Yo momma so poor that she walks down the street with 1 shoe. When people ask her if she lost a shoe. she says, "i just found 1"

Yo momma so poor that when she heard of the last supper, she thought that her food stamps were running out.


ORIGINALS EVE YO MOMMAS(1/11/2012)

Yo momma so ghetto that when she heard you say that the 'roid belt was out while playing EVE, she thought her stash of steriods was out.

Yo momma so ghetto. that when she heard you say "are there any incursions going on" she thought you askin your friends to go rob the grocery store down the street.

Yo momma so fat that when she tried to warp through a stargate........she got stuck

-TIMU