The first rule of eve is always talk about eve.
The second rule of eve is never talk about anything that is not about eve.

The Amarr pray for enlightenment.
The Caldari pray for profit.
The Gallente pray for peace.
The Minmatar pray that their ships don't fall apart.

Amarr: God says I'm better than you, so stop resisting.
Caldari: I don't need a fast ship, I can hit you from here.
Gallente: Just wait 'til I get in range........Ah screw this, drones attack!
Minmatar: Damnit, the duct tape.

1. If it moves, shoot it.
2. If it doesn't move, poke it with your turret & then shoot it.
3. When in doubt: Shoot it!!
4. Overkill works.
5. Just because it breathes doesn't mean it should.
6. If all is going well, it's an ambush.
7. If it's not moving and it should, shoot it.