Svr Soth

Inflation Leads to Insanity For Capsuleer http://i.imgur.com/FOUxQ.jpg

Insanity seems to abound in space these days and most recently it has struck Rogue Clones, the corporation run by CEO Deathwish Drang. This week in an agitated state over the cost of minerals capsuleer Svr Soth ran naked from his hangar through the corp offices in **** . When told by CEO Deathwish Drang to "at least put a sock on" Svr Soth screamed "Iam a glitter princess" and proceded to run from the station. He was later located in *** among the fields of glitter ice, humping an asteroid and singing Elton John's Rocketman. To date efforts to remove Soth from the belt have been fruitless, several members of Rogue Clones have been blinded by the fistfuls of glitter the insane capsuleer has been throwing. Local miners on the belt have become supportive saying the naked capsuleer gives them something to laugh at while mining ice. Soth has been said to look like Lady Gaga on crack, however no reporters