Strumming my pain with his launchers
Singing my life with salvos
Killing me softly with missiles
Killing me softly with missiles
Telling my whole life with lossmails
Killing me softly with missiles

I heard he fought a good fight
I heard he had a style
And so I came to pwn him
And pew pew for a while
And there he was this douchebag
A flashy to my eyes

Strumming my pain with his launchers
Singing my life with salvos
Killing me softly with missiles
Killing me softly with missiles
Telling my whole life with lossmails
Killing me softly with missiles

I felt all flushed with anger
Embarrassed by the fail
I felt he found my QQ
And read each one out loud
I prayed that he would finish
But he just kept right on

Strumming my pain with his launchers
Singing my life with salvos
Killing me softly with missiles
Killing me softly with missiles
Telling my whole life with lossmails
Killing me softly with missiles