Darakoni Darshiva

A pirate walks into his ship's station drydock, fuming with anger. "I just got out a cloning station," he glares around at the fitting crew, "so, would you like to explain why there were mining lasers fitted on my HAC?"

Finally, one man raises his hand. "Well sir, you did say that you were going to be going after a rokh..."

Amarr: God says I'm better than you, so just stop fighting back.
Caldari: I don't need a fast ship, I can hit you from here.
Minmatar: Hold on, as soon as I find something heavy, I'll kill you with it.
Gallente: Just wait 'til I get in range....