Michael Joringer

what the fuck is homestuck
Hello ladies. Look at your wallets, now back to mine, now back at your wallets, now back to mine. Sadly, they aren't mine, but if you sent me some isk your wallets could be in mine. Look down, now back up. You're in a station in Jita. What's on your screen? It's a contract to me with your money for making you chuckle. Look again. The contract is now Zydrine! Anything's possible when you give money to strangers on EVE.
One day I'd like to be good enough as a logistics pilot to apply for CSM on behalf of other logistics. Too bad I'm a complete and total scrub.
I'll just join on behalf of scrubs. Scrubs are people too. Scrubs are also typical medical wear.

Alright, let's talk serious. I'm Mike, logistics and rifter specialist. Why rifters? Rifters are awesome. I took a bit of a hiatus from EVE, but now I'm back and on the path to being better than ever. I'm here to chew bubblegum and turn on my rep modules. And I'm all out of bubblegum.