There's no such thing as running a red light, just being early for the next green.

Mine'n Mine'n Mine'n, Keep those strips a mine'n, and keep those hobbies fly'in, Rawhide!

Behave, my laser printer is set to stun.

Just some things that make me think.

if someone farted in a Baking Soda Factory, would anyone smell it?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

Is wearing short sleeves, Supporting your right to bare arms?

You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark ?

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.