Dave Korkano

Whelping Since 2k12


Childhood Mems
- Kill: Lekton (Tayra)
- Kill: Delileah Acharyn (Orca)
- Kill: Zapp1 Brannigan (Obelisk)
- Kill: rampageoverkill (Prorator)
- Kill: Konoko Dallocort (Viator)


Everything is Bad

Major Eazy > im a miner
Titus Heldane > i like how all of placid is united in their hate for conoco
Nina Glutdrache > i do not use ecm
uta tashanova> Yes. or you can drink with a bear
Nihil Magnus > i prefere if u call me dumb ass i havnt upgraded my assware yet

THE MANS PRAYER
LORD, BEFORE I LAY DOWN TO SLEEP TODAY.
I PRAY FOR A WOMAN THATS PARTIALLY GAY
ONE WHOS PRETTY, SEXY AND BRIGHT, ONE WHO`S FANNY IS SMALL AND TIGHT
OH SEND ME A WOMAN THAT GOES LIKE A TRAIN
WHO SWALLOWS YOUR LOAD AND WANTS IT AGAIN
AND AS I PRAY WITH THIS IN MIND
SHE`D ASK ME TO TAKE HER FROM BEHIND
AND WHEN THIS IS DONE, I`D CLIMB OFF AND THANK HER
UNTIL U CAN FIND HER, I`LL JUST BE A WANKER
AMEN.