Mrs Monkey

If you are unhappy.....
Once upon a time there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter. However soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly started to fly south. In a short time ice began to form on his wings and he fell into a barnyard, almost frozen. A cow passed by and crapped on the little bird. The sparrow thought it was the end, but the manure warmed him, and defrosted his wings. Warm and happy, able to breathe he started to sing. Just then a large cat came by hearing the chirping and investigated the sounds. The cat cleared away the manure, found the little bird and promptly ate him.
The moral of the story:
1. Everyone who shits on you is not necessarily your enemy
2. Everyone who gets you out of shit is not necessarily you friend
3. If your warm and happy in a pile of shit keep your mouth shut