Hravn Majnun

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Ah... is this thing on... open recording log... ah, wait, the light is blinking. Is it writing what I'm saying? Yeah, there it is on the screen. Okay... ah...
Great. Star date... fuck, who has a calendar? Ensign, grab me a calendar. What do you mean you don't know where one is. Alright, whatever.
Ahem. This is Captain Hravn Majnun signing on to ship computer. Star date unknown. Beginning the mission to seek out newish systems and civilizations unlike our own, but somehow bipedal and hominid. Hey, do you guys remember that song by Danny Kaye? Civilization? Fuck, no? This is what I get for being kept in cryogenic sleep on earth since the 20th century. Don't know why they made me change my name either. You think they would have given me something that makes more sense. I mean, Old Norse mixed with Persian? Either way, Captain Majnun, signing off.
Crap, ensign, what button do I press? That one? Okay.
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