Mustard Brony

The long lost idiotic cousin of Commander Shepherd, Mustard blasts ear bleeding bass music through the universe in search of the mysterious "Pony". Usually seen in Equestria, these beings were recently sighted in space; Specifically: The Eve Gate. While the gravity readings would deter the average capsuleer Mustard plans to assault the Jump Gate with a fleet of 99 Crying Rainbow Scouts in hopes that it will lead him to PonyVille, the land governed by Princess Celestia and her cohort of Six Elements. Her apprentices are trained in the art of Friendship while practicing excellent penmenship in carefully written in rainbow blood.

Unfortunately, the only sighting of the "Pony" is in the television show My Little Pony; Friendship is Magic. Most scientists agree that the level of cuteness of the program will cause the onlooker to squee with rainbows, but Mustard sees the threat beyond those derpy hooves. Swearing to avenge his sanity, I will conquer Equestria!

For Fluttershy!