@Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.
@Where patience fails, force prevails
@If at first you don't succeed, call in an titan's doomsday

How many Matari does it take to change a lightbulb?
- None, they are too busy avenging the last one.
How many Caldari does it take to change a lightbulb?
- None, its more cost effective to move to another room.
How many Amarrians does it take to change a lightbulb?
- None, they are still punishing the last one for turning to darkness.

What's the difference between an Amarrian and a Blood Raider?
- One is a bloodthirsty hypocrite dedicated to nihilism, worshiping a font of eternal youth, killing in the name of a child-killing, slaver devil-god. The other's a Blood Raider.

What's hard, covered in spikes, 1500km long, and has an IQ of 40?
... a Sansha convoy.

Q) How many caldari does it take to lose a home planet?
A) HAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA HA HA HA HA HAHAHA...........