Our Lager, which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk),
At home as it is in the tavern.

Give us this day our foamy head,
and forgive us our spillage
as we forgive those who
spilt against us

But deliver us from hangovers
and lead us not into incarceration.

For thine is the beer,
the bitter and the lager.

-Barmen