Sir Diddles

Hi im Diddles

Personal Ads:
Angry, simple-minded, balding, partially blind ex-circus flipper boy with a passion for covering lovers in sour cream and gravy seeks exotic, heavily tattooed piercing fanatic, preferably hairy and stinky, either sex, for whippings, bizarre sex and fashion consulting. No freaks.
-Keef

BABY BIRD / Fed up with watersports? Constrained by traditional dominant- submissive roles? Try a more nurturing role: feed me like a baby pelican! Both sexes welcome. I supply the raw herring, you bring the big strap-on beak. No weirdos.
-Chopped'Suey

SWM seeks 300lb+ woman to sit and squash doughnuts on me. I would also require that you pour gravy in your beautiful crevices while i dip fries in it. Prefer unhygenic women with foot odor.
-B1ack Sky