Darkonian Klandestine

A descendant of the ancient Old Gay Irishman clan, he is well versed in drunken mumbling and highly skilled at bar fighting. He has held on to his roots as an expert mustache rider, but prefers bareback exploration. Be wary of anyone from this clan who approaches you from behind. He can swiftly take what he wants through your escape bay and disappear back into the darkness. Darkonian has also been associated with the Butt Pirates early in his career, but is rumored to be a member of the Ass Clown guild now.