God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot kill, the courage to kill the things I can, and the weaponry to make the difference.

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone, you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
Mark Twain