Jansen Solette

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"Blow it all on Quafe and strippers! Why? Because my frig has a fucking spoiler"

1. If it moves shoot it
2. If it doesn't move poke it with your turret, and then shoot it
3. When in doubt empty your magazine
4. Overkill works
5. Never share a cockpit with somebody braver than you
6. If your attack is going well, it's an ambush
7. No plan survives contact with the enemy
8. Five second bombs blowup in three seconds
9. Try to look unimportant. The enemy may be low on ammo
10. Don't look conspicuous: it draws fire
11. Never draw fire: it irritates everyone around you
12. Teamwork is essential: it gives the enemy other people to shoot at
13. The enemy diversion you are ignoring is the main attack.
14. Always negotiate. It gives you time to reload
15. The easy way is always camped