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You play too much eve when....

1. When you have a car crash you run away to avoid been podded
2. Someone dies in a movie you say, "Hope he had his clone up to date"
3. You get on the freeway and say, "Warp drive..active."
4. You look at the periodic chart and see "tritanium" instead of "titanium"
5. Every doorway you run towards then walk slowly to it from 15 metres away.
6. Before you get into a bar fight you orbit them.
7. You try to get out of a police ticket by asking if you can just pay the ransom.
8. You ask your boss if he can just pay you in ISK.
9. While chasing someone down the street, instead of "Stop that man" you shout "Get points on him."
10. watching rugby leauge your team has 10 sec left to get the wining tri he gets the break and you start screaming OVER HEAT , OVER HEAT