Sullivan Yifu

Arguing on the internet is like competing in the special Olympics. even if you win you are still a retard.

Distribution missions: You are a capsulere, you are immortal you have trained hard and spent billions creating the perfect ship that can solo battle entire fleets. Now take these crates of garbage and hide them in some other station.

Buy Duck Brand repair paste strips, keep your Minmatar fleet in average shape!

A wise man once said that flying Minmatar is like riding an armchair down a flight of stairs firing an Uzi. He's quite correct. Except the armchair must be covered in rust, preferably have a sail or two, and most importantly; one Uzi is nowhere near sufficient. Going to need 5 or 6. Just stick em anywhere. Strap &em on with belts of ammunition. If they fall off, fuck it, they were out of ammo anyway. Also, that stream behind my ship, the Ion stream from your propulsion ports, fuck off, it's empty shell casings and unburnt raw gas from the half dozen