I really love my Alcohol
It makes me really Queer
I start myself with Bourbon
Wash it down with beer
And then I chug some Red Wine
Vodka is not enough
Don't give me Gin and Tonic
That drink is pussy stuff
Then I go for Jack Daniels
But I add a little twist
I throw some Absynthe in the cup
To make the bestest mix
Now I'm starting to feel the buzz
But I'm still a ways away
Man I better drink this Green Label
Six glasses makes my day
Now I think it's safe to say
That I'm no longer in a funk *hic*
Cause I've drunk enough to kill a horse
I'm finally fucking drunk! *thud*