Destynee Shanice AnjelStarr

Born with an entrepenurial spirit, there is no opportunity Destynee will pass up.
Year0-Born to one mother and six fathers
Y2-Took her first step, then slipped and fell off the top of the trailer, discovered unconscious two days later
Y8-Apprenticed with her mother, Temptress Lo'Shaunda AnjelStarr
Y8M1-Contracted gonorrhea
Y13-Moved up in the world by moving into her boyfriend's Winnebago which was in walking distance of not one, but two waffle houses.
Y16-First liposuction, third implant
Y18-Inherited her mother's business
Y19-Anticipating the economic revival of dip, Destynee sells her NASCAR monthly subscription to make a quick buck on dip sales
Y19M1-Expands her market to the next park over, really puts it out
Y26-Regrets selling her NASCAR subsciption, consoles self with meth
Y27-Realizes the economic value of meth
Y29-Regrets Y27 after receiving third degree burns from setting her couch on fire
Y30-Gets more surgery to cover up burns
Y32