serg Dallocort

You know you play too much EVE when....
...You walk into a Walmart and think to yourself, "Damn! I hate Jita!"
...You're driving in the ghetto and you think to yourself, "I need to get out of low-sec."
...You get turned on by the phrase, "Skill training completed."
...Come home from a night at the bar and see a police checkpoint and think "ah crap gate camp."
...When your wife starts knowing the names of the pilots in your Alliance and asks how they are doing.
...You make a mental note of who you consider to be reds, neuts and blues in your workplace