Ways to Know if You're an Eve Addict:

1. You say "My Wife is Not Fat! She's Just an Armor Tanker."
2. You have been known to "Gate Camp" the bathroom door and beat up family members as they exit.
3. When helping friends move, you say how nice a "Cyno Field" would be.
4. You don't say "I'm Taking the Family Camping." You prefer "We are Launching a Family POS."
5. You include "Mining Ore in Eve" in kids' daily chores.
6. Eve Characters are referenced in "Divorce Settlement."
7. You claim Eve characters as dependents on your taxes.
8. Your bumper sticker reads "My Other Car is an Orca."