Zorlin T'nal

███████████
███████████
███████████

Flying a Minmatar ship is like rolling down a flight of stairs in a wheelchair while firing two uzis and screaming of the top of your head

Test Bomb Fleet
Bomb class
Bump it!
Gate Scount
T3 Cloak
IT's A TRAP!!
Come at me Bro!
Im coming for you!
EVE System Sec overview
Come out and plaaaaay!
EMP Has Come To Providence!
Cloaky Tackle
---

You know you play to much eve when you:
- Get in a car crash and run away so you dont get podded
- You ask your boss if he can just pay you in ISK
- While chasing someone down the street, instead of "Stop that man" you shout "Get points on him."
- Before you get into a bar fight you orbit them
- You try to get out of a police ticket by asking if you can just pay the ransom
- Every doorway you run towards then walk slowly to it from 15 feet away
- When shopping you try to figure out how long you have to rat to afford the items you want