Name: Sir Spawnalot (The Third)
Birth Place: Gulu, Uganda (Protest Bridge)
Favourite book: Sir Herbalsteen’s outback Adventures (Kazak free edition)
Favourite past time: Drunkenly slagging off the poor at the lower decks of the Duke of York’s Theatre; letting his prized collection of exotic and wild animals free in carefully selected refugee camps.
Favourite film: How to roll big cigar, and wear top hat like knob by Ustalivop Shavinballs (Albanian version)
Favourite drink: Dalmore 62 Single Highland Malt Scotch with a hint of gypsy tear, stirred with an orphan’s adoption papers (seasoned).
Favourite song: "Please direct me to my abode, I am fatigued and I wish to retire. I partook of a small beverage approximately an hour ago, and it migrated directly to my ceribellum."
Favourite saying:"Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease."
"That depends, Sir," "whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."
Do I like you? Probably not.