Last ActiveAug 29, 2020
BirthdayJan 26, 2011 (15 years old)
Next BirthdayJan 26, 2027 (89 days)
Combat
Kills407
Losses77
Efficiency84%
Danger Ratio92%
ISK
Destroyed95.98b
Lost6.89b
ISK Efficiency93%
Balance+89.09b
Solo
Solo Kills34
Solo Ratio8%
Final Blows69
Combat Points407
Other
NPC Losses6
NPC Loss Ratio8%
Avg Kills/Day0.07
ActivityInactive
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Two Arabs sit in the Gaza Strip, enjoying a quiet pint of goat milk.
One takes out his wallet and starts flipping through the pictures.
- "This is my oldest son. He's a martyr.
This here is my second son. He's also a martyr!"
- The second Arab nods,
“They blow up so fast, don't they?"
A man walks into a shop and sees a very handsome dog.
He asks the shop assistant,
“Does your dog bite?”
“No, my dog doesn’t bite.”
The man happily tries to pet the dog, but the dog attacks him viciously.
A little later he stumbles to the shop clerk,
“Hey, you said your dog doesn’t bite!”
The shop clerk shrugs,
“He doesn’t.
But that wasn’t my dog
Son comes into the kitchen, visibly shaken.
The father asks him what happened.
- “Dad, I’m so sorry,
I shot Grandma by mistake!”
- “Are you insane?!
We’ve still got half of Grandpa left in the freezer
The doctor gave me one year to live.
So in the heat of the moment,
I shot him.
And the judge gave me 15 years.
Problem solved.
One takes out his wallet and starts flipping through the pictures.
- "This is my oldest son. He's a martyr.
This here is my second son. He's also a martyr!"
- The second Arab nods,
“They blow up so fast, don't they?"
A man walks into a shop and sees a very handsome dog.
He asks the shop assistant,
“Does your dog bite?”
“No, my dog doesn’t bite.”
The man happily tries to pet the dog, but the dog attacks him viciously.
A little later he stumbles to the shop clerk,
“Hey, you said your dog doesn’t bite!”
The shop clerk shrugs,
“He doesn’t.
But that wasn’t my dog
Son comes into the kitchen, visibly shaken.
The father asks him what happened.
- “Dad, I’m so sorry,
I shot Grandma by mistake!”
- “Are you insane?!
We’ve still got half of Grandpa left in the freezer
The doctor gave me one year to live.
So in the heat of the moment,
I shot him.
And the judge gave me 15 years.
Problem solved.
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