How to use the F word.

1. Dismay - oh! F*ck it.
2. Aggression - F*ck you.
3. Passive - F*ck me.
4. Command - Go f*ck yourself.
5. Incompetence - He's a f*ck up.
6. Laziness - He's a f*ck off.
7. Ignorance - He's a f*cking jerk.
8. Despair - F*cked again.
9. Trouble - I guess I'm f*cked now.
10. Confusion - What the f*ck.
11. Philosophical - Who gives a f*ck?
12. Denial - You ain't f*cking me.
13. Rebellion - F*ck the world.
14. Annoyance - Don't f*ck with me.
15. Encouragement - Keep on f*cking.
16. Etiquette - Pass the f*cking salt.
17. Fraud - I got f*cked by my insurance agent.
18. Difficulty - I can't understand this f*cking business.
19. Identification - Who the f*ck are you?
20. Ugliness - You'r a dumb looking f*ck.
21. Agreement - You'r f*cking right.
22. Benevolence - Don't do me any f*cking favors.