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The first noble law is that life sucks;
The second noble law is that if you stop and think about it, you can work out that being a dickhead is what makes life suck;
The third noble law is that if you stop being a dickhead - then life will stop sucking;
The fourth noble law is that if you keep avoiding being a dickhead, then life will be sweet forevermore.

The Buddha Sidharta