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Q: What is the difference between Finnish weddings and Finnish funerals?

A: At the funerals, there is one less drunk.
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Q: What is the difference between Sweden and Finland?

A: The Swedes have really nice neighbours
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Q: What's the difference between the Vikings and Finnish men?

A: When the Vikings came home after their wars, that's when the real drinking began. But when a Finnish man comes home after drinking, that's when the real war begins.
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When Hitler conquered Ukraine his soldiers sent back a message saying that the women were beautiful and enclosed a picture of them. Upon seeing this picture, Hitler declared that these women were honorary Aryans and demanded they bring back as many women as they could. When Hitler conquered Finland his soldiers sent back a message saying that the women were beautiful and enclosed a picture of them woman. Hitler looked at the picture, and demanded they bring back as much Finnish alcohol as they could carry.
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