dirk mcousky

If you're happy and you know it, pod Amarr.
If you cannot find Caldari, pod Amarr.
If the Minnie are too frisky,
The Gallente look too shifty,
And Jovians are way too risky, pod Amarr.

The Amarr pray for God.
The Caldari pray for Money.
The Gallente pray for Peace.
The Minimatar pray that their ships hold together.

Amarr: God says i'm better than you, so stop fighting back.
Caldari: I don't need a fast ship, I can hit you from here. Now just
hold still...
Gallente: Just you wait till' i get in range. hell with it send the drones.
minimatar: i hope my ship stayes together long enuff to fined more duck tape.

Lurtz > So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yarbles!

SStallone > I tried to salvage a Minmatar wreck for 10 minutes until he started firing at me..