You've played too much Eve when......

1. ... you call a RL friend by his in-game name, and he answers.
2. ... you look in your real wallet and panic when you don't find any ISK.
3. ... you have a bumper sticker that reads, "My other vehicle is a Raven!"
4. ... you look at your boss and wonder how much DPS you could inflict before being fired.
5. ... .you drive past a police road block and say out loud "gate camp"
6. ... you wake up in the middle of the night just to change training and find yourself playing till down time.
7. ... you panic every time you see a flashing red light while driving your car.
8. ... you ask your employer for an "upgrade" instead of a "raise".
9. ... you casually ask your doctor during a physical exam if he has any implants he would recommend.
10. ... you are involved in a car crash and run like hell in case you're pod'd