Esoteric Travesty my butt hurts from this chair with no padding

Acaleus Thorrne dude... i'm sitting on a metal folding chair wth a hand crafted cheap wood table as my desk inside of a tent surrounded by, currently cold, desert - tethered to my phone which is getting 2.5kbs bandwidth, in my uniform and combat boots which smell like old feet... there's no alcohol... and all I've got to say is... 9 more days :)

Esoteric Travesty i guess i'm doing a little better now :)