Brando Lightdrummer

I'm a survivor... we're a dying breed. I suppose you'll be wanting to hear my story. I don't like to tell people my story - but you, you've been so very kind.

Life: You could say it started when I was a kid, like most folks I've always been different, but not like the others. Other kids could be cruel, they'd call me names: Dweeb, chimp, honkey, dweeby-chimp, honkey-dweeb, and worst of all, chompski-honk. Did you know there's over eightyseven combinations of those soul-scalding words? I found out the hard way... Life...

Adolesence was better, went to the prom with a model, but she left with some jock.. dyke. But then I felt something in my gut - the palpable suspicion that I had a deeper calling in life. So I sought out the wisdom of the ancients, exploring the spirit realm of the soul. Now I'm just a simple seeker on a spirit quest to discover... What doth life?