Hello,

My name is [insert victim name], and I was:
[] Pod Killed
[] Ship Killed
[] Ransomed
by [insert name here] on [insert date] in the system [Insert system name].
I am writing to inform you, that yourself, and the rest of your corp are

[] Bastards
[] ****ers
[] Evil *******
[] Tossers
[] Griefers
[] Pirate Scum
[] Homosexuals
[] Mother*******
[] Lamers
[] *****es
and you

[] Ruin the game for
[] Enrage
[] Bankrupt
[] Give too much grief to
[] Destroy the point in playing for
[] Other (Please State)

people like me. There for, you pack of [insert abusive plural name], I have took it upon myself to enlist the help of my

[] Whole Corporation
[] Whole Alliance
[] Favourite Merc Corp
[] Mate who's been playing for 2 years and is uber
[] Main, who's a member of

[] Xetic
[] CVA
[] U'K
[] Stain
[] Imperium
[] The Kieretsu
[] som