Hello ladies

Look at your wallet,
now back to me,
now back at your wallet,
now back to me.
Sadly your wallet isn't my wallet - but it could be,
if you'd stop trading like ladies and pillage markets like real men.

Look down, back up.
Where are you?
You're in a ship, with the wallet your wallet could smell like.
What's that in your hand?
Back at me, I have it.
It's a Maller with 74 PLEX.
Now look again, the plex are now titans.

Anything is possible when you pillage markets like a man.

I'm in a Purifier.

Shields are like clothes, the first thing to come off.
Armor is like a penis, works better when hardened.
Structure is like a vagina, once you're in it, you're fucked.

"if your happy and you know it, pod amarr. if you cannot find caldari pod amarr. if the minis are to firsky, the gallente are to shifty, and the jovians to risky, pod amarr"