Dejahh Thoris

Sung to the tune of "Do you hear the people sing?" from Les Miserables
(with apologies to Herbert Kretzmer...)

Do you hear the pirates whine?
Singing the song of angry boys
who have just been told by Mommy
that they must pick up their toys!
When the nanophoons run off
and all the cloaking ravens fly
"It is unfair!" they scream,
"To our uberness they must die!"

Will you join in our gate camp?
We gank two hundred shuttles a day!
Just beyond this next stargate
there is a ship - our rightful prey
But he's using the darned game mechanics to get clean away!

Do you hear the gankers whinge?
Lost in their self-important play
"Nerf the speed, the cloak, the tank!" they cry
When targets get away
When the carebear runs and hides
Or the pirate takes a fall
You will hear them cry
"CCP you must nerf them all!"