Kellven

THE SNUGGLE KITTEN BEATS ME RELENTLESSLY! SEND HELP!

"Would it creep a woman out if you carve her name in your leg in front of her, while chewing the gum that she had just thrown in the trash?" -Kel-

Remember everyone, dont ever pop your freind's ship or you could lose your freindship :'' ( -Kel-
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[10:23:45] Kellven > My mum always said: "It's a dog-eat-dog world, son. You get them before they get you. Eat your greens. Stop embarrassing me in front of the neighbors. Maybe it would best if you leave home and never come back!"

[10:25:50] Kellven > ............................. She wasn't even my real mum. She bought me from a man.

[10:29:16] Agapezor > Holy shit, wtf? O.o
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Kellven > why is it mexicans call white people pulto? puto or .. pootles? ya poodle they call you poodle
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